How To Not Feel Like A Twit on Twitter
By: Amie Huebner

What really happened:

I was sipping coffee on my early morning commute when a car swerved in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and now my blouse looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

What I tweeted:

I am now awake! Absorbing caffeine through every pore in my body this morning. #OffToAGreatStart #coffeebath

We’ve all been there. We’ve all done that. Now how do we express this unfortunate moment in such an abbreviated way without sounding erratic or dull as dishwater?  (more…)